Just so you guys know, I’m not a complete cheesy idiot I do know that they are called highland cows…
Non sequitur humour ftw!
A LION WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON HIS WIFE. A TIGER WOOD.
Via Fuck Yeah, Puns!fuckpatriarchy: dontmesswithcookiemonster: gmanaligod: outtosavetheworld: rainonmyparade: thingstolike: misschienookwelniet: (via doyouwanttoseetheworld)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Je veux ton amour
Et je veux ta revanche
Je veux ton amour
I don’t wanna be friendsBad Romance by Lady Gaga on The Fame Monster
ha!LOL
Stupid window crashed again! URGH!!
I ran shirtless with a prostitute because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
Now you know.





